mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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Europe - inspired by (x)

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theyuniversity:

Do everyone a favor and use “regardless” or “irrespective” instead.

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

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officialunitedstates:

(goes to deep end of pool)  who here wants to discuss our metaphorical existence and contemplate our inevitable destinies? 

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  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know

myowntwoshoes:

the—blonde-assassin:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

they look so nervous :(

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rosityler:

Happy 43rd Birthday, David Tennant! (18/04/1971)